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Mark Gungor despre diferenta de gandire intre sexe:

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Gata, oficial sunt in vacanta. Daca zice cineva ceva de sesiune si de invatat, il bat (cu frisca, nu sunt o fire violenta). O sa imi fac griji mai incolo. Acum m-a lovit. The holiday mooshyness. Sunt pufy si copil si ma bucr de luminite si globuri si beteala si cadouri. Si dulcuiri. Si mirosul de scortisoara. Si mirosul de portocala.

Percep doar mirosuri, senzatii, sentimente. Si vorbesc prostii si fac gafe si scriu aberatii pe blog.

Asa sunt eu de sarbatori.

Ah, si fac liste. Multe multe liste. Cumparaturi, plusuri si minusuri pe anul asta, new year's resolutions. Liste.

Luni, pe 22, merg in Club A cu Hoinaru si cei de la DaAfaceri. Club A care gazduieste evenimentul gratuit. Trupa Deko, care sustine un spectacol gratuit. Un bilet de intrare de 15 RON care se va duce spre centrul de plasament Orhideea.

Cam asa s-ar putea descrie ziua de azi... Echilibru. Deci e bine.

Sau... sau ce?

Am chef de intalniri cu prietenii, de concerte, de mers la patinoar. Deci fratilor, pe cand un pationoar? (da, cu tine vorbesc, hoinare cioyka, laura, dan?)

1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don’t need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restrict blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a national antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

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