Azi am iesit din casa si m-am intors mai...informata.

Ma indreptam grabita spre ASE, asa ca nu am vazut-o initial pe fata care imi intondea un cartonas. Cand era sa ma lovesc de ea, am vazut si cartonasul. Dupa scuze si multumiri, m-am apucat sa-l citesc. O data... de doo ori... Cartonasul ma sfatuia sa ma duc pe thehighway.ro (nu vreau sa le pun link, o sa vedeti de ce). "Descopera universul produselor psihoactive legale." Ok... Ma duc repede pe site sa-l descopar. Preturi zici eu ok (nu am de unde sa stiu) varietate mare de produse... Cel mai tare m-a amuzat insa descrierea produselor: "....induce o stare euforica, de multumire sufleteasca intensa si deplina, cu o dorinta puternica de activitate.... poate fi consumat in combinatie cu bautura dumneavoastra preferata putand adauga miere sau zahar pentru indulcire. De asemeni Kratomul poate fi fumat insa efectele nu sunt la fel de intense. Nu consumati antidepresive in combinatie cu acest produs." Si partea geniala: "NU este pentru consum uman ! Acest produs se comercializeaza numai pentru: studiu Botanic / Horticultura / Ierbare de specimene sau alte colectii de plante." Bine ma: imi spui cum sa-l folosesc si ce provoaca si apoi imi zici ca nu-i pentru oameni? Genial!

Nu trecu mult, ca am mai descoperit una: geamuri noi la metrou!

Poza e cam neclara, cert e ca acolo e un geam rabatabil

Cand ies din metroul cu geamuri rabatabile vad un anunt pe un cos de gunoi. Nu era nimic special la el si nu l-as fi vazut deloc daca nu ar fi fost scris cu Arial de 200 Bold SEX. Am citit in trecere ceva de genul "Esti trist ca esti in sesiune? intra pe nu-stiu-ce-site (nu i-am retinut numele, sorry guys!) si incearca-ti norocul!". Ook...

SI inca o chestie, nu de pe strada, ci din www: China bate SUA cand vine vorba de surfat. Adica, desi SUA a avut pana acum peste 163 de milioane de "surferi", China a urcat recent pe priomul loc cu 180 de milioane de useri online. Mai mult pe Economist.com. Si nu Romania nu e-n topul asta.

LATER EDIT: Aia cu psihoactivele are si o sectiune de dealeri en-gross....

Vazut in Mega Image Titan:

Se mai blocheaza sistemul din cand in cand si in autobuz (381, mai exact).

C-asa e-n Titan...

Vroiam de ceva vreme sa incerc o reteta interesanta de cafea, si abia azi, ca tre sa stau treaza ceva vreme, m-am hotarat sa ma apuc de treaba. Inafara de scortisoara, cacao, cafea si lapte, eu am mai pus si o lingurita de esenta de rom si vanilie (amestecat, mai mult vanilie decat rom) si putina smantana. Delicios! [ca sa-mi citez sursa de inspiratie.]

Am atat de mult de lucru si totusi imi vine sa ma apuc de orice altceva.

Recomand Kandia cu unt de cacao si Heidi Dark Orange.

Dupa ce imi termin cafeaua, ma apuc de treaba! Am zis!

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Lesson Number One

A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson:To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

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Lesson Number Two

A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy”. “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
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Lesson Number Three

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be Boss because I control the whole body’s responses and functions.” The feet said, “We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.” The Hands said, “We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.” And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. Promptly, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Management Lesson: You don’t need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

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Lesson Number Four

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped a load of hot, steaming dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of shit, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung. The cat promptly dug the bird out, killed him and ate him.

Management Lesson: Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. Not everyone who pulls you out of shit is your friend. And when you’re warm and happy in your pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!

The night before one exam, two students tied one on, (well, actually, tied two on, one each), and managed to sleep through the final. They realized they were in serious trouble, so they agreed to tell the professor that they had a flat tire on the way to the exam.
“No problem.” said the Professor, “Come by my office at 5 P.M. and I’ll give you the exam then.”
Feeling pretty clever, the students spent the intervening time getting information on the exam from students who had already taken it, and making sure they knew how to do the problems.
Coming to the professor’s office that evening, they were told, “Leave your books in my office, and I’ll put you in two separate rooms for the exam.” They were both ecstatic to see that the Professor had given them the exact same exam taken by the class that morning.

However, there was an additional page tacked on the end, upon which was written, “For 50% of the grade, which tire was flat?”

Cum scria si Hoinaru, in sesiune facem update la Wordpress, schimbam tema, dam mailuri, citim cu sarguinta si zilnic online-ul, orice numai de invatat nu [de exemplu, eu mi-am pus slogan la blog si vroiam sa ma apuc sa fac si update la Wordpress 2.7. Multumesc PinkISH pentru ajutor!]

Si ne apucam de invatat pe la 9 PM, ca doar maine la 7 juma' de diminetza avem examen

Si tot de la Hoinaru vine filmuletul cu tipicul studentului roman:

Bafta la (ne)invatat in sesiune!

Se continua seria de concere pentru Erika. Joi, ora 20:00 in club Gossip.

De la Cabral.